The Empire of Unfathomable Abominations is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 246 million Abominables are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Unfathomable Abominationsian economy, worth 18.6 trillion Robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,764 Robuxes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,444 per year while the poor average 19,223, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and babysitters are a thing of the past. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Unfathomable Abominations's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unfathomable Abominations is ranked 90,393^rd in the world and 2^nd in Death for Most Patriotic, with 16.14 flags saluted per person per day.